::whispers:: welcome to my channel
parchment paper sounds
the sound of my perfectly manicured nails rasping gently against the parchment paper cutty-thingy
egg yolks being separated from the whites, sensually
the sound of a big puffy whisk against a stainless steel bowl
sugar sifting down into that stainless steel bowl like a thousand of the smallest bells tumbling into the muffle of egg whites at the soft peak stage
the sound of my fingerpads tapping, waiting for the specific acoustics of stiff peaks
::whispers:: the stiff peaks stage has a sound if you listen carefully and I put my mic riiiiight up next to it
and I’m not hearing it
more f%^$ing whisking
::frustrated yelling:: GODDAMNIT WHAT’S WRONG WITH THESE EGGWHITES?
::whispers:: sorry guys it might be because of the humidity
feverish whisking that actually no longer sounds very relaxing
::whispers:: I’m so sorry you guys.
the sound of a mic being banged against a fancy granite countertop, followed quickly by the crisp, clear metal clang of a stainless steel bowl hitting a cabinet and the unpuffing, small, breathing out animal sounds of meringue still at soft peak stage hitting the floor all at once.